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Thirty-Two Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women…
1. Motorcycles don’t get pregnant.
2. You can ride a motorcycle anytime of the month.
3. Motorcycles don’t have parents.
4. Motorcycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your motorcycle with your friends.
6. Motorcycles don’t care how may other motorcycles you’ve ridden.
7. When riding, you and your motorcycle arrive together.
8. Motorcycles don’t care how many other motorcycles you’ve got.
9. Motorcycles don’t care if you look at other motorcycles.
10. Motorcycles don’t care if you buy motorcycle magazines.
11. You’ll never hear, ‘Surprise, we’re going to have a new motorcycle’, unless you go and buy one yourself.
12. If your motorcycle has a breakdown, you can fix it.
13. If your motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it.
14. If your motorcycle is misaligned you don’t have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black motorcycle and bring it home to meet your parents.
16. You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your motorcycle.
17. If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don’t have to apologise before you can ride it again.
18. You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want, and it won’t get sore.
19. You can stop riding your motorcycle as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated.
20. Motorcycles don’t get headaches.
21. Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.
22. Your parents won’t remain in touch with your motorcycle when you dump it.
23. Your motorcycle never wants a night out with other motorcycles.
24. Motorcycles don’t care if you are late.
25. You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your motorcycle.
26. If your motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can ride your motorcycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, meet its mother or listen to its problems.
28. The only protection you have to wear when riding a motorcycle is a decent helmet.
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on a motorcycle.
30. You can practice safe riding without wearing a condom.
31. Motorcycles don’t ask to be taken shopping.
32. Injuries from dumping a motorcycle are less painful.
1. Motorcycles don’t get pregnant.
2. You can ride a motorcycle anytime of the month.
3. Motorcycles don’t have parents.
4. Motorcycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your motorcycle with your friends.
6. Motorcycles don’t care how may other motorcycles you’ve ridden.
7. When riding, you and your motorcycle arrive together.
8. Motorcycles don’t care how many other motorcycles you’ve got.
9. Motorcycles don’t care if you look at other motorcycles.
10. Motorcycles don’t care if you buy motorcycle magazines.
11. You’ll never hear, ‘Surprise, we’re going to have a new motorcycle’, unless you go and buy one yourself.
12. If your motorcycle has a breakdown, you can fix it.
13. If your motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it.
14. If your motorcycle is misaligned you don’t have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black motorcycle and bring it home to meet your parents.
16. You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your motorcycle.
17. If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don’t have to apologise before you can ride it again.
18. You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want, and it won’t get sore.
19. You can stop riding your motorcycle as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated.
20. Motorcycles don’t get headaches.
21. Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a bad rider.
22. Your parents won’t remain in touch with your motorcycle when you dump it.
23. Your motorcycle never wants a night out with other motorcycles.
24. Motorcycles don’t care if you are late.
25. You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your motorcycle.
26. If your motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can ride your motorcycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, meet its mother or listen to its problems.
28. The only protection you have to wear when riding a motorcycle is a decent helmet.
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on a motorcycle.
30. You can practice safe riding without wearing a condom.
31. Motorcycles don’t ask to be taken shopping.
32. Injuries from dumping a motorcycle are less painful.
